Darn it!

So yesterday Emanuel asked me if I know what Darn it! means. I was curious to hear his interpretation so I asked for the definition. He said, "It means, Stop making that mess right now!"
 I'd say that's pretty accurate.

For Hire: Artist of Destruction

Do you need revenge? Want to play a cruel practical joke? Is your blood pressure too low? I have your solution!

  Your very own three year old terror. He can absolutely destroy any area in fifteen minutes flat. Just leave him lacking adult supervision and he will create a distressing masterpiece worthy of a psychotic museum.

Some of his favorite mediums:

~ Lotion
~Dirt
~Paint
~Oil (cooking, baby, lubricating, etc.)

~Makeup

~A dresser full of clean laundry

~Female hygiene products

~Eggs

~Gel (hair, aloe, etc.)
~Baking supplies (flour, baking soda, flax seed, powder sugar, etc)
~Lightbulbs
~A garden
~Sticks
~Shaving cream
~Crayons
~Paper (Newspapers, paper towels, toilet paper, etc.)
~Ketchup
These are only some of the works I have witnessed. If the place you want trashed does not have all or any of these props; don't worry! He is infinitely creative!


Will accept Chicken Nuggets as payment.

note: He seems to do his best work with the encouragement of his little sister, so if you want something truly stunning, extra nuggets must be provided.